{"id":1421,"date":"2014-01-26T00:17:06","date_gmt":"2014-01-26T05:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/?p=1421"},"modified":"2014-07-31T13:53:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-31T17:53:47","slug":"asshole-of-the-month-january-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/1421","title":{"rendered":"Asshole of the Month &#8211; January 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I decided I needed another monthly segment.\u00a0 This one will be entitled &#8220;Asshole of the Month&#8221; and is strictly for; yep, Calling out assholes and schmucks as I see fit.<\/p>\n<p>Today was<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1422\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140125_155401\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?resize=90%2C90&amp;ssl=1 90w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg?w=1111&amp;ssl=1 1111w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a> a nice day out, mid 30s, so the car wash was packed.\u00a0 Being a good citizen, I qued up with the rest of my fellow citizens and waited my turn for a car wash.\u00a0 I had been in line for about 10 minutes when this nice black Toyota Tundra (VA tag# N24690 &#8211; check out his cool <a href=\"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140125_155401.jpg\">license plate holder<\/a>) pulled up and tried to cut the line.\u00a0 The guy had a very nice exchange with the driver beside me; and they both acknowledged that they felt the other was #1 in their book.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m sure the gentleman was a busy professional and his time was much more valuable than the rest of us little minions.\u00a0 But his actions just fried my whiskers and I wanted to vent.<\/p>\n<p>So, being in this area &#8211; it should be no problem filling this monthly segment.\u00a0 It may include other topics other than silly road rage and impatient jerks, whatever I feel like venting about.\u00a0 So have fun, get a laugh and if you see this asshole on the road, let him know that you think he is #1 in your book too!<\/p>\n<p>Stay safe.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I decided I needed another monthly segment.\u00a0 This one will be entitled &#8220;Asshole of the Month&#8221; and is strictly for; yep, Calling out assholes and schmucks as I see fit. Today was a nice day out, mid 30s, so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/1421\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[49],"tags":[56],"class_list":["post-1421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aom","tag-stupid"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2571,"url":"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/2571","url_meta":{"origin":1421,"position":0},"title":"Am I smarter than the waffle iron?","author":"DR D","date":"October 17, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Recently, the bosslady and I have been on the road. \u00a0I'll give more details on the trip in another post later. \u00a0But today, I'd like to concentrate on the evils of waffle machines. \u00a0Sure, they look innocent...but they are really evil. 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