{"id":1570,"date":"2014-08-04T11:04:49","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T15:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/?p=1570"},"modified":"2014-08-04T12:25:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-04T16:25:10","slug":"asshole-of-the-month-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/1570","title":{"rendered":"Asshole of the Month &#8211; July"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-are-a-jerk.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-1571\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-are-a-jerk.jpg?resize=138%2C138&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"You are a Jerk! - Image from web\" width=\"138\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-are-a-jerk.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-are-a-jerk.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 138px) 100vw, 138px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s been awhile since I&#8217;ve assigned an AoM. \u00a0The building I work in is pretty cool, there are lots of high profile agencies and a bunch of really important people, I&#8217;m sure. \u00a0When using public facilities, a person should be extra curteous, not to mention be more careful. \u00a0For instance, I prefer not to crap in a public restroom, but when I do I inspect the crapper and wipe down the seat prior to crapping.<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of things that get my dander up when it comes to using public facilities (Specifically the men&#8217;s room or combo ones),\u00a0The things that piss (hehe, piss, get it?) me off include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Guys, when using a crapper to piss in, kindly lift the seat, your aim isn&#8217;t always that good, just takes a second and saves everyone alot of hate and discontent.<\/li>\n<li>How in the holy hell does someone piss <em><strong>ON TOP<\/strong><\/em> of the urinal? \u00a0If you can&#8217;t control it, pee like a girl.<\/li>\n<li>Flush the damn toilet!!!<\/li>\n<li>Wash your hands.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t talk on the cell phone. \u00a0One of my favorite things to do when someone is talking on the cellphone in the restroom is to flush alot, and make silly grunting sounds&#8230;I guess it&#8217;s the passive-aggressive side of me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks for bearing with me on my rant. \u00a0So, if you see yourself in any of the above situations, &#8220;Here&#8217;s your sign&#8221; (See the graphic).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been awhile since I&#8217;ve assigned an AoM. \u00a0The building I work in is pretty cool, there are lots of high profile agencies and a bunch of really important people, I&#8217;m sure. \u00a0When using public facilities, a person should be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/1570\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[49],"tags":[56],"class_list":["post-1570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aom","tag-stupid"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":834,"url":"https:\/\/dansdigitaldive.com\/web\/archives\/834","url_meta":{"origin":1570,"position":0},"title":"VA HB1375 &#8212; I can feel the crap already&#8230;","author":"DR D","date":"January 28, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I just know that today's article is going to start a proverbial \"shit\" storm (pun intended). 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